Intruder?

Last night at 12:45am, I awoke to the sound of glass shattering.  All of the doors into this house have small glass window panes with hard wood floors underneath them.  So immediately I assume someone has smashed one of the panes in, unlocked the door, and entered the residence. 

I shake Ryan and tell him that I just heard glass SHATTER.  He says ok and appears to get ready to go check it out.  After 10 seconds, he still hasn't moved so I say "Ryan, did you  hear me?"  He assures me he did hear me, and then promptly pulls up the covers to go back to sleep.  So I say, "Ryan, aren't you supposed to protect me?"  He asks me to repeat that.  So again, I say, "Ryan, aren't you going to protect me?"

He responds with, "Courtney, I don't have time for the 10 question game.  Good God it's gotta be 3am.  Look, I am trying to SAVE this business, and maybe even GROW it.  I don't know what you want from me."  Clearly Ryan has no idea what I'm talking about, and is obviously in some state of sleep still.  I found that amusing, but none the less, it left me alone to deal with the intruder. 

So I get up, and start walking to the kitchen and as I'm walking I say, "Is everything ok?"  Grant responds from the kitchen, "What?"  So I repeat, "Is everything ok?"  Then Grant comes around the corner, slightly intoxicated, with a broom in one hand and a dust pan in the other, and explains that he dropped a glass and he's sorry for waking me up.    WHEW!

Speaking of Grant, Ryan's cousin, he got a new job and left today to hit the road.  He's going to be traveling to MO and working there for 2 months and then to New Orleans for 3 months doing some type of construction.  Essentially, he is no longer our roommate.  He said the next time we see him will be at the wedding.  It was a little sad to see him go... but at least now if I hear glass shatter, I know it's not Grant!