Kindergartners are funny!

Natalie:  "Mrs. Traeger?  Is your baby going to be bloody when he comes out?"

Me:  "I think so, but I'm pretty sure they'll give him a bath."

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Antwon:  "Your belly - -  is so - -   BIG!"

Me:  "I know honey, I'm pregnant."

Antwon (with big wide eyes):  "You need to go home and rest!"

Me:  "I know!  Can you tell my boss that?"

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Natalie (again), comes up to my belly and whispers, 

"Hi Baby.  I hope you have a happy birthday."

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Summer:  "Mrs. Traeger, I know there's a baby in your belly, but I don't know how it got there."
Me:  "I don't know either!"