Day 4

When I woke up today, John happened to be home for lunch.  Well he didn't actually eat lunch, he came home to clarify things with me since he didn't get a chance to see me last night.  He reassured me that he is well aware we are not dating.  And that he understands why I didn't want to give him my facebook info.  And he wants to know if I want to do something, tomorrow, on his day off.

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After John leaves I start looking around the house and see dog puke everywhere!  Did I mention Sam has a dog?  Yeah, Micheal didn't mention that to me prior to coming.  The dog's name is Shawny, and it's a boy, and it's a big poodle or something.  Sam suggests I walk the dog when no one else is home, but I don't do dogs and anyone who knows me knows that!

  

Liquid Puke (looks remarkably like Shawny)

The Culprit, Shawny

 Solid Puke

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Later in the day, David, my date from eHarmony Tuesday night texted me and asked me to go out Saturday.  (WARNING - I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried)  Here's how that conversation went:

C:  Thanks but I'm not interested in going out again.

D:  I'm sorry to hear that.

D:  Was it something I did or said?

C:  I'm not comfortable dating someone who still lives with their ex-wife

D:  Is this something that we can discuss - this is a temporary situation - I am staying in another room and plan to be out by the end of August.

D:  My suggestion - put a timetable on me - if I don't live up to my end of the bargain - send me packing - thoughts?

D:  Courtney I told you about the credit cards with Janet and Tara's gambling habits - this wiped me out - and I am helping keeping the house in show condition.

D:  I don't want to discount your feelings but I feel like this is something that should be considered.  I don't know.  I felt a connection.  Sorry.

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 Later in the day, after getting out of the shower (yes, I actually showered today!) I realized I didn't bring my towels with me.  I have dirty clothes on the floor (I'm talking stinky - I exercised in them, and remember the house has no air conditioning).  I have clean clothes in my bag that I want to wear for the day which would be soaking wet if I put those on.  Seeing no other option, I sprinted out of the bathroom butt-ass-naked and sopping-wet into the attic as quickly as I could, praying that neither John, Judy, Sam, nor Michael would happen to be home and catch me.  I knew no one was home when I got IN the shower...  No one caught me, and I guarantee I'll remember my towels from now on!!! 

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Fun CT fact:  You cannot purchase alcohol in a store after 9:00 pm