Scrilla

I've been applying for jobs while down here.  Not too vigorously, but slow and steady.  So far I've applied to be:

1.  Online Instructor with Educate Online
2.  Cake Decorator at Whole Foods
3.  Student Central Manager at DeVry University
4.  Faculty at Westwood College
5.  Regional Education Quality Manager at Catapult Learning
6.  Part-Time Advocate at the YWCA
7.  Hooters Girl at Hooters

I just applied today in person at Hooters.  My interview lasted a total of 30 seconds.  She asked me a total of two questions:
1.  Do you have reliable transportation?
2.  Are you available nights, weekends, and holidays?

I expected questions such as "What size bra do you wear?"  "How do you feel about hula-hooping on top of tables?"  "Why are you leaving teaching to become a whore?"  "Do you have any waitressing experience?"  Nope, none of that.  I bet I didn't dress up slutty enough!!!  I knew I should've worn my booty shorts!!!  ;)